I Hope You Have a Nice Day!

I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.  

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

i be like “idc” then tell tumblr

THEY MUGGED ME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND THEN SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING HEAD

There’s a truck in my neighborhood with a bumper sticker that says “my cat is a republican” and I reeeeeeeaaaaaallllllyyy wanna buy a “my dog is a democrat” sticker and put it on next to it so it just looks like this guy has a really tense living situation

please stop leaking confidential cookie manufacturing secrets because you want balance changes in cookie clicker. the pepperidge farm and nabisco lawyers are on my ass

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY POLL

This is literally one of my favorite poll bugs. After your poll wraps up at some point in the reblog chain the options can turn into links that lead to some random person’s blog. Not even OP’s blog. Just some random tumblr user who reblogged the post at some point.

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