a lobotomy wouldn’t even affect me

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

I act like I'm fine but deep down I want a long, well-written love letter.

who here is still fingering things out

god there’s something sooooo wrong with me

I just rot and I rot and I rot

horrible news guys…. i want to be in love

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

i was literally born to die at sea what's not clicking

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

can’t imagine what it must’ve been like for the first person who had a cigarette while drinking