if u ever see my nipples thru my shirt just know that i know i kno my concepts i know what im about

I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

nothing will ever even come close to touching the humor + perfect execution of the question “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” being met with the response “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this”

Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

My life as a college student, smh

that was only 6 seconds

him: i have a mommy kink me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy? him: yeah me: why all these damn dishes in the sink