DR. HABIT

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

twist them the wrong way and one stops working

So um

Ly guys

- Coughs like he’s 89 and on life support UNLESS it’s a bong

- Is a grown ass adult but still hides his shit like he’s 17 with helicopter parents

- Insane piece/glass collection

- Trailer smells louder than a highschool bathroom

- Perpetually stoned

- Prefers joints and dabs

- Has a professional growing set up in his closet (keeps his clothes on the floor) and runs that shit like Walter white

- Smokes butt booty naked most of the time (dropped ashes on his balls once)

- Looks at his hands for too long and starts hyperventilating

- Started crying one time bc he saw a lemon

- He doesn’t smoke roaches he eats them

- Has a pipe that looks like a gun (the mouthpiece is the barrel lol)

- His pockets always have little bud crumbs in them

- Makes and sells edibles (he wears a silly little polka dot apron)

- Paradise’s singular plug tbh

- Ate insulation one time bc he was hungry and thought it was cotton candy (hospital bill was wild)

- Hates when people ask him “sativa or indica” bc he’s a hybrid man all the way

- Favorite strain is lemon meringue

- He be chillin in the weirdest most uncomfortable looking positions

- Nearly killed the neighbor’s dog one time after pouring bong water in its water bowl