Baby, you're my forever girl.

your stuffed animals grew up with you btw they’re all in their 20s now and they want to smoke your cigarettes so bad

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

everyone in this Target wants to have sex with me I just know it

imagine being the woman at the end of 50 first dates and you wake up heavily pregnant with no memory of how you got there and all you have there is a dvd that tells you you’re married now and have been for the last five years. literally a horror movie premise

oh and it’s to adam sandler. you find out via saw dvd that you’re having adam sandler’s baby

Fuck the system also I love making out

Two raccoons swimming in close circles in a pond Bc they ARE gay and in love

The moon spirit

Those koi look weird

they call me profen because i be

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

I grow stronger every time I successfully comfort myself through a difficult situation