"I'm an amalgamation, I don't recognize my face"
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A camera flickers flicks on as it stands forward in front of a.. Weird dice guy thing with a coffee in his hands as it shakes. Staring back at the camera he almost gasps nearly dropping the cup in his hands as he sees the camera working
"WONDERFUL OKAY THAT WORKS"
the dice guy says while coming up closer to the camera, slightly making sure that it was truly on then without a second notice, he grabbed the coffee cup in his hand and straight up CHUGGED IT right in front of whoever this was recorded to
"OKAY SO, ignore what you saw there."
He said pointing his finger at the camera before going back to what he was saying, God's he looked like a maniac by any stretch of the meaning
"If your wondering what this is, I've decided to do something great for my boss so he'd NOT just notice me as Mike! by that I mean try and promote what we do here... Whatever that might be, god his scripts change a lot BUT ANYWAYS there should be some weird box thing so you can send stuff in there for me to answer to the greatest of my abilities!"
The dice simply states before the guy just goes on and on about whoever this Mike guy was.. Admittedly after a few hours of this the camera cuts off completely, probably died of a lack of battery
