what the heckity?

goes to the kitchen. holds a knife in my hand for a while. puts it back. goes back to my room

Dude

what? what? what do you want daddy kink 33?

this poor man

“I do not feel God in this tweet” is a line I’m adopting into my vocabulary posthaste

i want to peg his heart 😔❤

today in “cis people are unhinged” a parent overheard a second grade teacher i work with talking about pronouns in zoom class and decided to a) try to get the teacher fired and b) pull her child out school. the reason my coworker was discussing pronouns? she was teaching a grammar lesson.  

Karens, is it transgendered to learn how to speak

he literally painted adam and steve

I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud. 

I am laughing so much rn bless this

Listen, I know objectively this is a shitty car mod, but like you have to admit in terms of ridiculousness this is pretty fucking sick

“Operation Paperclip was a secret program of the Joint Intelligence Objectives Agency (JIOA) largely carried out by special agents of Army CIC, in which more than 1,600 German scientists, engineers, and technicians, such as Wernher von Braun and his V-2 rocket team, were taken from Germany to the United States, for U.S. government employment, primarily between 1945 and 1959. Many were former members, and some were former leaders, of the Nazi Party.“

This is true, but Kurt Waldheim successfully hid his record in the SS until after his time as UN Secretary General (though the CIA had an idea, and it’s speculated that the KGB knew as well)

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol