describing the actual plot of dracula to someone sounds like lying abt the plot of dracula

Dracula gets stabbed to death by a cowboy

sending you love from a cracked screen on a empty stomach

you are gay. you are

bitches will thrust their fists against the posts and STILL insist they see the ghosts 🙄

"It" is fucking hilarious like this all evil godlike entity that controls space and time at one point looked at a clown and was like "I want to be this for the rest of my life" and then he fucking did

The world wasn't ready for Megamind in 2010. I think it could be ready now. After seeing the same superhero arc in every Marvel movie, the squandered subversion in expectations from Game of Thrones, the tired consistent revamps of previously done ideas from Disney,, I petition that we just rerelease Megamind in theaters again. No changes at all. Just toss it back in there and let people experience culture and class for the first time in their lives