Woof, dude

CRICKET ON MY BOOB???

parappa you little scamp now is not the time

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

“everyone interprets characters differently” unfortunately so true! thankfully I was blessed with an intense preternatural insight into their core beings (watched and paid attention) and I don’t have to worry

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

the kids are gonna be fine. they just happen to be incredibly annoying like every kid before them

what does the fox say. i like trains. LEEEROY JENKINSSSSS. etc. we were all kids once. they are carrying on the tried and true god-given tradition of baffling and irritating adults. power to the children

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

so glad people appreciate my little fun fact snippets!!! their feathers are also very much like fur, and of course there's the obvious fact that they're flightless!!!! kiwi are SO COOL.

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

man for a country that loves its guns the lot of you cant aim for shit