Just Bad Cards

Bad Card # 11 : Bounty of the Hunt

Set : Alliances

This card is eh fine, expensive instant with an exile pay ability. What's really bad is the final chunk of text, could have easily been wrapped up with "Give a +1/+1 counter to three target creatures."

Bad Card # 11 : Sorrow's Path

Set : The Dark

Another card you gotta read more than once because the word blocked is used so much. Plus what does this do for you? Takes two creatures out of combat for the low low price of two damage to yourself and EACH creature you control?? It's also a land with no mana ability?? Not even a colorless? Weak

Bad Card # 10 : Alabaster Leech

Set : Invasion

Look the fact that this cards makes YOUR spells cost one more is ridiculous but my main gripe with this card is just how drenched the leech is. Like why is it dripping so much?

Bad Card # 9 : Reverse Polarity

Set : Antiquities

Man Wizards really liked cards that would heal you for the damage you recieved back in the day. But thats not the point, look at the art! It's hardly rendered and the way these men's muscles are drawn make me uncomfortable. This literally looks like the beginning of a gay porn comic.

Bad Card # 8 : Juju Bubble

Set : Visions

Look at this card, just read it. The art is actually really well done and rendered awesomely! But its effects are absolute garbage, cumulative upkeep, only gain 1 life from paying two and playing A SINGLE card makes you bury it??? Just throw it out

Bad Card # 7 : Word of Command

Set : Masters Edition IV

C'mon dude... I get that Wizards took any art they could in the day but like... this feels like oke of those ghost video thumbnails and it should have a red circle/arrow around the eyes. Another card that you need to read twice to understand.

Bad Card # 6 : Elixir of Vitality

Set : Mirage

This card is just so bad in general, it enters tapped and that last ability is janky unless you have a way to untap that mana you spent or use KCI. Plus the art? What is the perspective of this person? I think he's supposed to have a beard but it looks like a drop shadow on his neck.

Bad Card #5 : Reverse Damage

Set : Limited Edition Alpha

Now this is a decent card for its effect but look at that art. It is so unrelated to any of the text on the card and I don't even know what the angle of her head is at. I'm still taking damage from the sharp ass contouring on this person's face

Bad Card #4 : Power Sink

Set : Limited Edition Alpha

This card reads horribly and you need to read it more than once to understand what it means. The size of the guy's hands compared to his head is very alarming and it looks like mustard is coming out of his finger tips.

This cards gets 4/10 condiments, but it gets +1 due to:

Bad Card #3 : Quirion Elves

Set : Dual Decks: Phyrexia vs. The Coalition

I don't even think I need to say why this card is bad, just look at it. Their eyebrows look like they're melting off due to how much body oil they slathered on and even though they're in the same temperate zone the woman has little to no clothing.

Bad Card #2 : Crystal Vein

Set : Commander 2014

This card is a bad card only for its art. I feel like I would wake up in the middle of the night to this dude staring at my uncovered feet like this.