I Can't Fall Asleep, But I Sure Can Dream.

hey I saw you overthinking on a sunday afternoon and I just wanted to let you know you shouldn’t do that

wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

love these variations on Fall Drink. Makes me want a tumblr cocktail book

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.