Things I Said I Did

Cats are fucking judgy.

Hey guys, my friend interrobangirl makes awesome skirts and art and other stuff that you can buy. The designs are super cool and a perfect gift for any friend of yours who has always wanted to have a minion somewhere around their crotch. Take a look.

Celebrate National GIR Day... any day you want. He's GIR. If you can't get behind this, your inner child is a dick.

Inspired by his deep-fried Oreo adventures, Nick Chipman of Dude Foods decided to concoct an Oreo-glazed bacon. The results are nothing short of majesty.

You better accept him. With those eyes, if you don't, he may kill you. He might still do it. But at least you were polite.

This guy I met

If this doesn't get me followers who are furries, nothing will.

Me

Diarrhea yoga? My favorite!

To the little crowd I have assembled, thanks for following me. More content is on the way. You all rock. For the guys, your junk is huge. For the ladies, your junk is the appropriate size for what you want it to be.

This happened last week. LA should be coming down from the meth high in about a month.

I ran two marathons and this couldn't be more true. Curse you, Blerch!

Happiness is one of these. Or all of them. Yes, all of them. Definitely all of them. Why aren't you getting these for me now? Stupid internets.

Listening to actresses talk about the appropriate level of pretty someone should be to get acting jobs. Send help.

My girlfriend is better than your girlfriend.

Deadlift - 275 lbs. - Arnold Schwarzeneggar and a five gallon bottle of water.