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NEW ALBUM - DODONGO
ZELDA TUNES IN RATATAT STYLE
Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like âhey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually arenât true stripes? Theyâre called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.â
and another one is like âwait so youâre saying humans donât have stripes.â
âactually they do, but the stripes are invisible. Thereâs genetic code thatâd give them stripes but theyâre just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.â
âI swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today Iâm beating your ass.â
The human in the room looks up and goes "Wait I have stripes?"
"what do you mean cats can see them, but I can't?"
what do you fucking mean cats can see them
I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS
MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?
NO NO ITS NOT "IT THINKS I HAVE THEM"
BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY
SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED "MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!"
AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST
MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?
I DIDNT THINK OF THAT
WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT
@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants
WHAT
apparently there's a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??
Ngl it looks cool but???? I'm still in shock tbh
was any science teacher gonna tell me that not only do we have invisible stripes but they are also bioluminescent or was i gonna learn that from a fucking tumblr post in 2021
The stripes are only visible in UV, which cats can sort of see. That also means apparently your stripes will become visible if you shine a black light on them???
The last guy was trying to hold back a laugh, I can tell.
Lets go bitches
Sgdgfhjsk I can't believe you left out the replies
This picture stared at me in the women's bathroom
this picture demanded to know whether or not i plan to get The Surgery
This picture has a stroller for their dog
This picture offered me essential oils and told me vaccines would poison my child.
this picture judged who i am based off of how many layers of clothing iâm wearing
this picture just called ICE on their neighbor, and then called their mom and talked about how good the pastorâs sermon on loving your neighbor wasÂ
this pictured asked to touch my hair
This picture just called the homeowners association on me
Okay but this is the tweet I saw and I wouldn't normally go to bat for people I don't know, but they seem to actually be pretty genuine people who tend to stay in their own lanes, and are at the very least good sports about it.
This is wholesome

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â yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?â âYES!â *bites a bitch*
OH IT'S DIGLETT (more pokemon stadium voice lines)
Evil IOC with Japan
The trains, which were reduced in frequency to âfight infectious diseasesâ, are now even more packed than usual.
The tolls on the Metropolitan Expressway, which were raised to ease congestion, have not been lowered since the decision was made to hold the games without spectators.
My favorite coffee shop and restaurant finally closed after the promised compensation was not paid.
Near my home in Fukushima, there are still many people living in temporary housing (like containers).
Lying about âunder controlâ.
Extreme heat, sewage pools, Eliminate the homeless(gentrification).
The fact that the Olympics were initially described as a âcompact Olympicsâ and then taxpayers invested many times more money without saying anything.
To âaskâ for volunteers and even treat them poorly. The discriminatory and prejudiced upper echelons of advertising agencies. The low wages of Olympic staff. Unusual payoffs by staffing agencies and advertising agencies. The tight-knit government.
Suicide of a JOC executive.
Power harassment, Sexual harassment, indecency, and suicide of construction workers.
The planned forced mobilization of students.
Lockdown of the park and installation of public view of the park.
The âdonât leave your houseâ directive and the performance of fighter jets.
And the use of gaming culture (in place of a composer who had declined), which had been left out in the cold.
I should have known that in Rio. I was stupid and apathetic five years ago. The IOC is an evil, self-righteous organization that exploits the land. If your government is bad, it is amplified further.
I am sure that this Olympics and the next one will be a great success. Leaving behind the many sacrifices and problems.
Iâll never forget them. No matter who tries to cover it up.

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i stress about stress before thereâs even stress to stress about
we went out last weekend for a friendâs birthday dinner and it came time to pay for the bill. but we were three gays and a token straight trying to do math and so it was going as well as could be expectedÂ
the server walks by and goes âi can just do separate checks if thatâs easier?âÂ
except that wouldnât be easier because we were splitting the appetizers and the dessert as well as the food and drinks of whoâs birthday it was, and we couldnât just split it three ways evenly because weâd each gotten a very different number of drinks and that wouldnât be fairÂ
but instead of explaining any of that i just responded, without thinking:
âno. the rituals are intricateâÂ
and he put up his hands and said âyes of course. the intricaciesâÂ
anyway we gave him one card to put everything on and spent the next five minutes figuring out how much everyone had to venmo because all four of us went to film school and sometimes you can tell
I've been laughing like a hyena for the past 15 minutes
Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.
I'm only referring to myself as Big Body Bugatti Babe from now onđ
Lessons on manners...
Okay but this dude is beautiful and has a beautiful voice

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For those wondering, yes, Cruella's mom was killed onscreen by dalmatians, and yes, it is The Best Scene in the Movie.
(This is the only screen recording I was able to capture without cackling like an insane person over the audio.)
why would you censor the ops name
women would flock to him otherwise