Mack

i respect those people who have sideblogs for all their different interests, if you follow me, you’ll just have to accept you’ll be submitted to whatever nonsense i’m into at the moment

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

that’s right

"Average Minecraft player builds a nice house to live in" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average Minecraft player lives in a dirt hut. Megabuilds PearlescentMoon, who lives in a 6 story mansion on day 2 of a server and never sleeps, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

one of the many reasons to insist upon chronological timelines is that it's much, much harder to scroll forever if you can catch up with yourself. if you can run out of tumblr because you reach yesterday, that is a good and helpful prompt to do something else.