On Looker

how ironic it is for knights to yearn for someone to know them deeply, yet to cover themselves in layers upon layers of armor and protection

being forced to admit things is soooo hot. yes you know i’m needy, yes you’re going to ignore my squirming and whimpering until i finally admit it myself. yes you know i want to be touched. but of course you’re going to make me tell you exactly where. you know your fingers feel so good inside of me. but are you going to slow down and make me tell you just how good they feel? yeah. and unfortunately i fucking love it

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to refer to your unvaccinated dog as an “empty vessel for rabies.” I’m sure it’s also something else. Like an empty vessel for distemper.

Omg they went full anime

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

Just because I'm a vampire, doesn't mean I've forgotten my knightly vows. I am still loyal, chivalrous, and brave. You can trust me. e-even if my urges sometimes...overtake m--stop pulling on my lips to look at my fangs

Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!

I watched this confused

Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

Noooo 💔