Typical

I work at indeed.com my job is throwing all of the applications away

YOU

Soulja boy tell em

oh thanks for the compliment unfortunately i don’t believe you

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

ok but do you understand how exhausting it is for me to never get a break from me

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