Egobang AF.

Teenager 2000 : I love you Teenager 2015 : I want to fuck you

teenager 1854: the government cut off my hands because i stole a piece of bread

Teenager in 3015: blork glork (he talkin to some alien hoes)

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

the year is 2040, gender has been disregarded. instead we identify as whose line is it anyways party quirks

video of the year 

keep the rave alive da

YES draw the cutest girls

my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what

I like how this seems to imply that op gets the death penalty regardless of whether their post is deemed problematic.

that’s exactly what happens

all the alexa/google home shit feels like a dystopian nightmare and everytime someone mentions having one in their home i have a sudden urge to break into thier house and destroy it

its 2018 and were wiretapping ourselves

slorp

this video is possibly among the greatest things I have ever experienced

reblog and the glitch obelisk will grant your wishes for 2018

Is this a black mirror episode