Fiona the Red

we all should’ve died in 2012

The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team

I think about this post a lot. I talk about it a lot. It’s to the point where, at work when we don’t like someone, we go, “that person is NOT on my enrichment team” because apparently the biggest insult, we think, is that that person is not successfully zooing us.

this is incredible thank you for telling me

A Water Bottle of Water and Fatigue

The 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

These last 17 years have an “oh no” feel that just gets bigger and louder with each consecutive year

The 2000s absolutely have a personality, please dont lump it in with this hell decade