.courtney

kinda feel like I need to go outside and be absorbed by fog or somethin. become one with the creatures in the mist. become the physical manifestation of the sound the highway makes in the distance. be my own liminal space. self care, yknow

I am desperately delighted by every single grown-up professional actor who still says or at least mouths the sound of their spacegun firing.

joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink

my kink is mental, emotional, and financial stability

Sexy Jeff Goldblum is best Jeff Goldblum.

anyone else in the mood to pull off a huge heist

Where and when

I don’t wanna give away too many details on here but by the end of it we will be rich and woody allen will be dead. I’ll send word via carrier swan when the time is right

I would be happy with Woody Allen’s demise but riches are always welcome too. Please send a carrier pigeon to warn me the swan is coming so i don’t mistake it for a goose and freak out

I don’t have any spare pigeons available but I’ve sent a rat in a pigeon costume to warn you of the swan. God speed

“revolution isn’t always the answer” you’re right! sometimes revolution is the question and the answer is yes

This should have been a line in Hamilton

All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win

at mcdonald’s w the gals trying to look sober