BLUE TANGERINES

Original himbo was Dorian Gray

He sold his soul for himbofication. Get on his level

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed 

No one breaks your heart more than you do by overthinking every goddamn little thing

“How bad is it, doc? Give it to me straight.” “I… I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

honestly shoutout to ancient egyptians for inventing eyeliner

*me making myself look like a raccoon in a scenecore band in 2019* it's what Ra would want

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

the mimes are doing What

Are they… you know… *mimes beating the shit out of someone with a juggling club* a Capricorn?

Bout to send some fools to God

OK this is like…..aesthetic!?

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”

“uh oh sisters” *shoots demon*

Bayonetta (2009) - Platinum Games

Lord forgive me for I must fuck it up.

goodnight to sexy evil people only