Just a bunch of random stuff I like.

Every time someone starts dominating me I ask if the player is flirting with me and the answer is always yes

A gross acquaintance of mine joined a server I was on and I immediately roast his ass for the whole hour we were on, he got so pissed and he still doesn’t know it was me. I will never tell him, even if we end up on the same server again

I’ve heard the word “pulsating” and “meaty” way too many times by the same weird guy faking a smokers voice. Every other sentence he said ended with “then shove it up my ass”

Nearly half the server began shouting infomercial one-liners

People randomly saying “I wanna be tracer” while others screamed at them to stop

My friend ended up playing Spy in MvM and that shit hurted

A Scout in a bee hat drove circles around me in his little buggy while blasting some dubstep song and I have never been so in love-

Then we found an Engie in a fly cosmetic and he even had that tiny bug voice going on so my friends and I begged him to keep screaming his voice lines 

My friend pushing me to get a sugar daddy because some rando had some rare cosmetics 

I tried tbh but I was a coward