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When Rishe had told him with no hesitation that they were fighting, it was a bit of a shock.  He could never predict that girl.  However, he couldn’t help but admire the resolve in her eyes.  So, he agreed and left her alone.

When a knock resounded through his office, he knew it was her, but he didn’t look up from his work as Oliver opened the door and went through, closing it behind him.  Arnold looked up, staring at the door for only a moment before getting back to work.  For a moment he had thought that Rishe might come in, but no.  It was fine though, he had already resigned himself to the fact that she would come to resent him eventually.  After a few minutes Oliver came back into the room with a small basket and a far too amused grin on his face.  But Arnold ignored him and kept working.

“My Lord,” Oliver cheered, silent laughter coloring his tone, “it seems Lady Rishe has come bearing a rather malicious gift.”  Oliver carefully set the basket atop the desk before he stepped away, continuing to stare at him.  With a short sigh he looked up then glanced at the basket where a simple sandwich lay that contained a few pieces of meat, tomatoes, and lettuce.  “I am inclined to believe that the sandwich had not been tampered with despite the message, but I have not tested to be sure.”

The top bread piece was laid off to the side where he indeed noticed a small message written with some white sauce, “Your Highness, you idiot!”  Arnold stared at the message for a minute, unable to stop the grin forming on his face.

“Pfft.”  Arnold’s shoulders shook in silent mirth, eyes gleaming with intrigue.  A malicious gift indeed.

“I do hope that you won’t let Lady Rishe’s hard work go to waste, My Lord,” Oliver said with a large grin of his own, finding joy in the amusement of his master.  

Kyo externally:

Tohru: In this relationship, I’m the gas pedal and you’re the brake. 

Kyo: Okay, hold on. Last week, you said that you were the painting and I was the frame 

Tohru: That’s if we were artwork. This is if we were a car 

Ayame: We both look very handsome tonight. 

Hatori: You know, if you’d just said that I looked handsome, I would have said “So do you.” 

Ayame: I couldn’t take that chance. 

Tohru: Being married to a Sohma is great 

Machi: So great 

Mayu: The best. 

Tohru: But they can be a tad judgemental 

Machi: Almost punitive

Mayu: They are monsters

Tohru: That’s why the three of us formed a secret alliance to help each other cover up our little mistakes. 

Rin: Admit you lost your keys.

Haru: I didn’t lose them, someone came in here and stole them!

Rin: And left the car?

Kyo: *loudly working out* 

Yuki; do you mind? 

Kyo: Oh, I'm sorry you were trying to read? 

Yuki: You’re the one who tries to read. 

Interviewer: What are you most afraid of? 

Mayu: Losing Hatori 

Hatori: Aww 

Hatori: Hotel bedspreads

Haru: Everyone has a cousin that teaches a few bad things. Like how to smoke, how to pick pocket, how to hot wire a car, how to put tacks in your shoes to throw off a lie detector test 

Yuki: and which cousin was this? 

Haru; I am that cousin 

Rin: I’m going to take a shower.

Rin, flirting: Do you care to join me? 

Haru: 

Haru: you know we have a gun in the footlocker in the garage 

Haru: If I ever say no to that question I want you to use it on me 

Shigure: you always have to throw a wet blanket over my dreams! 

Akito; I do not! 

Shigure: Yes you do! And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams! 

Akito:… 

Shigure: Heard it as soon as I said it 

Tohru: Kyo

Kyo: Yes ma’ma?

Tohru: Be back in time for dinner. 

Kyo: Uh yes ma’am

*Kyo leaves* 

Tohru: I am so sorry you had to see that

Machi: See what?

Tohru: The way we just snapped at each other.

Machi: Are you kidding?

Tohru: *sighs* Obviously Kyo and I are having a bit of a rough patch. 

Machi: If I talked to Yuki that nicely, he would think I’m cheating on him. 

Shigure: Marry someone who looks sexy, while disappointed 

Akito: *Looks to Shigure in disappointment*

Shigure: See?

Hatori: How dumb does Akito think you are? 

Shigure: Sometimes she leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list. 

Yuki: We didn’t even have a proper wedding, we just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday. 

Yuki: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole. 

Machi: You begged me to marry you. 

Yuki: Its true, I did 

Tohru: Talking about your feelings will be fun! Like camping.