This did not go where I expected it to go

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

The very definition of vibe check

Me

Me in a sexy depression

​me arching my back to make sure my ass still looks fat while im crying alone in my room

when my pets do the whole ‘sleep chase’ thing i always feel compelled to ask them if they had a good dream 

Remember that one gif of that cat crashing their bike in their sleep????,

It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? 🤔🤔🤔

yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

I have so many questions

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.