woe, couch be upon ye

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

@jitterz4nora @b0nelessbananas :]

@jitterz4nora @b0nelessbananas :]

you should read Trigun bro the main character is Jesus but also Cain and his genocidal ecoterrorist twin brother is Abel but also Lucifer at the same time. They're kind of Adam and Eve too but later on the evil twin is also Noah. The protagonist Jesus guy has a homoerotic friendship with a priest whose gun is shaped like a life-size cross and the priest guy is Judas but also The Bride Of Christ™. There's canon trans rep. Transhumanism too. DID rep. Physical disability rep. Did I mention Jesus has a huge ass and wears leather bondage fetish gear everywhere. The other most important characters are a couple of insurance agents. Somebody is named Midvalley the Hornfreak

this side of the moon sucks

she is PROTECTING US from METEORS you CALLOUS INGRATE

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly