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Thank goodness he ended up with someone he knew, the last time that this happened he nearly broke a window to escape.

At least it wasn't the fire and brimstone dimension , he could not deal with demons chasing him again.

"In a way kindaaaaa though I can't really control where it goes"

As he wished he could control it, then he'd be always going to the wolf or elf universe every time

"Imagine all of what you said but in a very jank way, as instead of being able to travel freely and being able to move wherever you want and whenever you want, instead you could take one wrong turn into a rift that just randomly decided to manifest itself out of no where and now you're in someones bedroom or worse you're trapped in a fantasy land like some generic light novel"

Would he like to know when it appears yes but nobody quite understood where the rifts came from or why they were appearing in the middle of nowhere

"If that's I'd most likely leave the area because I wouldn't exactly know it's you and the last thing I'm gonna do is start fucking around and finding out in someone random persons house"

"Right, right. So they're little gateways that throw you somewhere. In this case, you've made it to my house, on the other side of the globe. Other times, however, you're sent into some fantasy world?"

Her breathing sped up, the sheer amount of ideas coursing through the woman's brain an almost headache-inducing amount. She could finally escape this place and get somewhere more exciting, something more amazing!?

"Right! How do we find these rifts, Boxy? What do I have to do to get in!?"

She lunged forwards, hands grabbing at his shoulders as her breasts pushed against his chest. Even with the sports bra holding her chest together, it was easy to glance down into the plush DD's of the brunette.

She wanted to get into them more than anything! It was finally an escape from the mundane that she'd been searching for!

Though the rifts indeed did confuse him in many many ways, at the same time they did provide for an interesting story at the very least.

However while the rift was unexpected what he didn't anticipate was the other getting so close to him. For It was one thing to picture this exact scenario in his head and was another to have the others bouncy chest pressed against him.

As he couldn't help but blush and feel something hard that pushed against her, that he really wanted to ignore in this situation.

"Well there's no concrete way of knowing a growing theory is that the rifts tend to appear near places where a lot of people are such as busy street corners or market places, granted there has been random accounts of rifts appearing in empty alley ways but the vast majority of the time from reports from people , it's always the same story of people in busy places not paying attention and faceplanting right into one"

Would he like the idea of being a god with her, well that did sound like fun to him.

At least it wasn't a total stranger's house he thought, still as the light hit his eyes and barely had time to react. Eyes would be blinded for a moment at the sudden influx of light but it soon would calm down after a few seconds. And after several moments his gaze returned and would be fixed on the others quite nice chest for a moment before speaking.

"Well it's quite hard to explain as I don't think you'd believe me when i say, I stepped in the wrong direction and wouldn't you know it a literal rift appeared out of no where and well I ended up here"

The brunette folded her arms over one another, settling them just beneath her bust; with a flustered sigh she'd slowly crawl towards the couch, sluggishly pulling herself up onto the leather seating.

So he'd mentioned a rift, whatever that was. Did he mean like in a video game? Or was it something more magical? She needed far more information than he'd given her.

"Okay, okay. What's a rift? From what you've said, it moves you from one place to another, without consequence? For instance, into my locked house?"

Just how often was Box stepping into these rifts? Surely there had to be some way to avoid them? On the other hand, Eva couldn't help but feel a ping of jealousy at his fortune; he could be anywhere within the universe at the moment - maybe even outside of it! - and he was here.

In her house.

On a hot summers night.

"Do these rifts take you places you want to go? Or do they... Are they like level gates in a video game, moving you to a new area? Or are they fast-travel points? Maybe like the aethernet in the hit MMORPG, Final Fantasy XIV, now available up to level 60 and including the award-winning expansion Heavensward with no cap on playtime?"

Eva would unfold her legs for a moment, adjusting her seated position before closing them back up, sitting cross-legged on the couch. She just couldn't wrap her head around the entire scenario, as hard as she was trying.

Thank goodness he ended up with someone he knew, the last time that this happened he nearly broke a window to escape.

At least it wasn't the fire and brimstone dimension , he could not deal with demons chasing him again.

"In a way kindaaaaa though I can't really control where it goes"

As he wished he could control it, then he'd be always going to the wolf or elf universe every time

"Imagine all of what you said but in a very jank way, as instead of being able to travel freely and being able to move wherever you want and whenever you want, instead you could take one wrong turn into a rift that just randomly decided to manifest itself out of no where and now you're in someones bedroom or worse you're trapped in a fantasy land like some generic light novel"

Would he like to know when it appears yes but nobody quite understood where the rifts came from or why they were appearing in the middle of nowhere

"If that's I'd most likely leave the area because I wouldn't exactly know it's you and the last thing I'm gonna do is start fucking around and finding out in someone random persons house"

Now where did the rift lead him this time, for the most part he knew the rifts were strange forces that nobody really understood.

At one moment he was crossing the street and due to a random rift appearing out of no where, the next moment he was in someones house.

Indeed this wasn't exactly ideal as he didn't know who was in this house or how many people or how they would even react to him in the middle of their home.

"Ugh, it's too warm. Where's the aircon guy when you need him..."

She'd stepped out of her bedroom, wandering towards the kitchen to grab a drink; the dog at the edge of her bed blissfully unaware of her movements.

Soft feet thumped against the carpeted floor, one hand wiping sweat from the bottom of her sports-bra whilst another scratched the top of her head. Water was on the menu, though she could go for a decent soda.

Why was it so hard to get Pepsi Max in cherry flavor over here?

There was a heavy exhale of a sigh as fingers gripped at the fridge, illuminating the world behind her; it wasn't until she turned around that she saw him, hand dropping the bottle of water to the floor akin to deer in headlights.

"I-I-I--"

Was he here to rob her? Steal her stuff? Kidnap her!? The dog hadn't arose at all, seemingly still blissfully unaware of the intruder in her home. The doors seemed to still be shut, and the window behind him locked.

In a sudden surge of adrenaline, the brunette reached for a kitchen knife; she wasn't the most agile of individuals, but she had the bulk to act like a tank.

He didn't seem armed himself; Eva only wished that the lights were turned on. Even as her thoughts raced and tears swelled in her eyes, her voice croaked out in a psuedo-scream.

"G-Google! Turn on all the lights!"

It were akin to a flashbang, the sudden explosion of light flooding the room instantly. There was a moment where Eva prepared to lunge forwards, feet moving faster than her brain was able to comprehend. It felt like she were in slow motion, her her heart thumping violently in its cage against her breast.

"B-Box!?"

Eva's voice was a squeak, like a mouse, her body shuddering as anxiety flooded from her body in droves. With a gasp she fell to her knees, knife dropping to the carpet and bouncing away.

"H-How did-- When did-- How did--"

She repeated herself a couple of times, trying to figure out just where he'd come from. How he'd gotten into her house; the most they'd done was share images online!

At least it wasn't a total stranger's house he thought, still as the light hit his eyes and barely had time to react. Eyes would be blinded for a moment at the sudden influx of light but it soon would calm down after a few seconds. And after several moments his gaze returned and would be fixed on the others quite nice chest for a moment before speaking.

"Well it's quite hard to explain as I don't think you'd believe me when i say, I stepped in the wrong direction and wouldn't you know it a literal rift appeared out of no where and well I ended up here"