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whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

the best needy intox sub is someone who thinks about drinking for me everyday, someone who is desperate enough to reach out first, send me ten messages in a row, all at different times so I know you really can't help yourself. A sub who will cancel plans to down drink after drink, not because they feel like they have to, but because they're desperate to. Because being my perfect sloppy needy mess is more fun than you could ever have doing anything else.

It doesn't matter to me if you're a lightweight, or a seasoned drinking heavyweight, darling. It doesn't matter if it takes three drinks to make you spinny and drippy for me or if it takes you ten. It doesn't matter if you start to slur your words and snuggle close after just a few, or if you have to work through a bottle of wine to get to that point. All that matters is that you try your best to finish this next drink for me. Of course, I don't care about how much you can drink you cutie. I care about if you try and have this next drink for me. Even if you fail, all I can ask for is your effort. All I ever want from you is your best try. I'll never ask for more than that. All I care about is seeing you give me everything, knowing how sloppy and unrestrained i like to see you, and you doing everything in your power to make yourself my irresistible little mess. And when you do finally drink that drink down for me, struggling, coughing and gagging: I will tell you that all I care about is you trying to finish this next drink for me.

Fast food apps make me so fucking horny. The building up insane amounts of points and reward systems, it’s so ridiculously greedy. I shove endless greasy slop down my throat night after night and get free greasy slop and discount codes for doing it so often. It’s not really my fault for ordering so much if you think about it. They want me wheezing obese and addicted

Shut me up with food when I complain about how fat you’re making me 🍔🥰

i love guys who can never eat a normal amount of food and always end up losing control and making a pig of themselves until they're too stuffed to move <3

The “pretty girl that loves food” to “submissive obese pig slut” pipeline is very real