Azrael_eats_crayons

Hi I’m Azrael (not my real name) but I’m ok with being called Azzy, Az, Rael, anything rlly

Any and all pronouns are ok with me so long as mentions of transphobia homophobia etc aren’t mentioned

Ep 1:

oh

my

god

FIRSTLY IT TAKES PLACE IN SKELD WHICH IS MY FAVORITE MAP OAT

SECONDLY POTENTIAL YAOI???

THIRD YELLOW IS SO TRUE ABOUT THE INTERN THING

FOURTH GREEN I LOVE YOU ALREADY

Ep 2:

BLUE OH NO

Ep 3:

PURPLE WHAT ARE YOU HIDING

IS IT RED????

OOOOOOH

IM THEORIZING NOW

Ep 4:

ORANGE???

HELLO WHAT

ITS GOTTA BE CYAN AND ORANGE

Ep 5:

Ok what if it's Red and Orange

or maybe Cyan???

CYAN AND BLACK ARE NOW MY OTP

NO OXYGEN OH MY GOSH AND HERACLES NO

Ep 6:

Semi good captain Red???

CYAN MY BABY AND YELLOW SPITTING FACTS

GRAPE DUO IN EVERY UNIVERSE I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED PUPRLE AND GREEN LIKE THIS

oh purple my baby...

A SECOND IMPOSTER?

YELLOW I LOVE YOU PLS DONT BE IMPOSTER OF MY GOD CYAN

Ep 7:

ACUAL GAME MECHANICS OOOOOOH

RED I LWK HATE YOU

IT HAS TO BE BROWN I CANNPT THINK ITS YELLOW

YELLOW WAS INNOCENT NOOOOOO

Ep 8:

RED GREEN OR BROWN THOSE ARE MY GUESSES

BROWN NOOOOOO

More Red Purple angst awwwwe

THE ORES ARE EGGS OMFG WHAT OH OH WHAT

THE REACTOR

Ep 9:

(Ok so like since that's established it means that its prob not one of the crewmates but IF it is im assuming its Green, it makes too much sense in my mind)

RUN BLACK YOU SMART ANTISOCIAL GENIUS

BLACK NO I LOVED YOU

CALLING IT NOW ITS GONNA BE A SHAPESHIFTER IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

THE REACTOR OH NP

OH SHT THATS NOT GREEN PURPKE TOLD SHTE STORY TO GREEJ BUT DOES T REMEMEBERT OH MY FUSKN GOD

RED YOU MIGHT BE REDEEMED FOR AGREEING WITH PURPLE

SHAPESHIFTER I KNEW IT

Ep 10:

THE SALT YESS

RED AND PURPLE MIGHT BE THE BEST REDEEMED DUO OAT

FUCK I LOVE THEM NOOOOOOOOOO AND I CAN TELL THISLL END SADLY

AOHUWHIOIJ I LOVE THEM KICK THEIR ASSES PURPLE AND RED

"Hm is that salt?" I FUCKING LOST IT THAT WAS SO ICONIC OMFG

overall this show was actually so good like overall 9/10

i love witty banter and fourth wall breaks so this felt like fanservice for me but this was so good

it did bother me a little that they never explained if Green was an imposter all along or if Green died off screen and a shapeshifter took their place and thats like my only grievance

she don’t know ball

idrk what’s happening with me rn but it feels a lot easier to post this instead of talking to my mom about it

So I usually go by genderfluid and that’s fine but the thing is I don’t FEEL like what I perceive as genderfluid, from the start it always kinda seemed like an even divide 50% fem 50% masc but that’s really not what it’s like and I understand that now

I think my problem is that I’ll go half a month feeling perfectly fine and then suddenly I’ll get crushed by feeling like I’m inadequate as a girl or guy

in my mind for some weird reason (I fully acknowledge this as odd) I want to be transfem the problem with that is that I’m afab

so that’s really odd but I swear it isn’t apart of anything inherently sexual and I don’t even know if I actually want that, I think I just kinda want to be able to be happy in my skin and so seeing so many happy trans women owning how they look no matter what almost makes me envious

I want to be happy and I don’t know how

✨Social media✨

Idk why that even happens but my brain will be like “you haven’t posted in MONTHS” but then I go and check and like

I’ve been posting???