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Jeff the killer

Genuinely concerned.

‘I thought I was the crazy one’

He doesn’t even laugh he’s just stare straight at you with an eyebrow raised in pure disgust

He was sitting his fine butt on the couch in the middle of the living room when you suddenly plopped down next to him with a wide grin, almost as wide as his. He didn’t pay too much attention at first because he was too engrossed on his phone to actually care right now, that was until he felt you poke his shoulder. He just hummed to make you know he was actually listening, not even looking up at from his phone. Though it wasn’t enough for you, so you shook his shoulder once again.

‘’Jeff’’ you called.

He simply hummed again, still glued to his screen.

‘’Jeff !’’ You called again, a bit louder this time and shoving his shoulder. He sighed loudly and finally looked up, dropping his phone to his lap and turned his head towards you. ‘’What ?’’ He asked with a flat tone.

‘’Why can’t your nose be 12 inches ?’’ You asked while trying to maintain your giggles. He gave you an unimpressed look and sighed. ‘’Why ?’’ He asked.

A snort. ‘’B-because it would be a foot…’

Jeff just stared at you for ten seconds in complete silence, watching you trying to hold back your snorts, his eyebrows narrowing. After a few seconds of pure silence broken by your occasional snorts, his mouth opened as he was about to say something. ‘’Are we deadass—‘’

‘’YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOOOOOO’’

When I tell you he flinched so hard he almost flew off the couch, I’m not even kidding. Your laugh startled him so much he grew eyelids back to squint at you. His back was pressed against the armrest, sitting as far away from you as possible.

‘’Girl the hell is wrong with you ?’’

Ben Drowned

I feel like he’d either laugh at the joke or make the joke himself

I hc him as a corny jokes maker

Knee slapping and all

‘That was awesome sauce LOL’ typa guy

Today Ben was on a mission on the other side of the world, somehow his cartridge managed to travel to Australia. Since he wasn’t on a mission, he obviously wasn’t there but you didn’t know that so you decided to search him around to do that famous prank you’ve seen on TikTok. You knew he probably saw it too so it wouldn’t be as fun as you thought but you still wanted to try. You went in his room and saw that he wasn’t here, so you decided to call him. You turned on his computer and his face immediately appeared on the screen a confused expression on his face as he saw you giggling to yourself and hopping a little.

‘’What’s up with you ? I’m kinda busy right now can you like, call me later ?’’ He asked you while taking care of his poor victim being decapitated in the background.

But of course, you don’t listen to him and tell the joke anyway.

‘’Why’d the fish blush ?’’ You asked, barely holding back your laughter, waiting for him to answer. He placed the now dead body on the ground and wiped his hands while thinking of a response.

‘’Hmm…I don’t know, tell me.’’ He finally answered.

‘’BECAUSE IT SAW THE OCEAN’S BOTTOM.’’ You said while wheezing. ‘’HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH’’

Ben stared at the screen for a few seconds trying to comprehend the joke and he suddenly laughed too, his laugh as ugly as yours. ‘’OH MY GOD GOOD ONE IM ADDING THAT TO MY NOTES’’

His screen was glitching and the audio was as well, so his laughter was distorted and it made you laugh even harder because of it. ‘’YOU SOUND LIKE A CURSED MEME.’’ He cackled even more at that and slapped his knee so hard he accidentally hurt himself. Then he hung up.

Eyless Jack

That man does not gaf

He’s straight up judging you

You can feel it cuz he doesn’t have eyes and it’s even worse

He’s silent the whole time and WOULD leave you talking to yourself

You find him in the basement where his ‘clinic’ is situated. He was in the middle of an experiment, mixing weird liquids you didn’t really want to know what they were made of. He wasn’t facing you, focused on his work, but he did feel your presence and you could tell by the way he straightened himself. When you were sure he was listening to you, you sat on one of the stool in the corner of the room, swaying your legs and asked in a serious tone.

‘’ You wanna hear a joke ?’’

‘’…’’

‘’Right. Why did the blind guy get hit ?’’

‘’…’’

‘’Because he didn’t see it coming.’’

His hands paused mid measuring and he slowly turned his head towards you. You stared back deadpan then laughed. Well, ‘laughed’, more like screamed.

‘’AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA.’’

He let you keep going until you finally stopped once you were out of breath.

‘’Leave my office.’’

‘’Right.’’

Dark Link

Oh he hates when you do that cuz of course it’s not the first time you’ve done it

He always fake laughs then stare at you deadpan

Its either that or he just ignores you until you leave

You were really bored this evening, what’s the best thing to do when we’re bored ? Bother Dark Link because he’s way too easy to ragebait, he crashes out almost at everything. You were looking for him everywhere, it was as if he was avoiding you. Gee I wonder why. You kept looking for him in all the floors of the Slendermansion until you finally found him in one of the libraries, you didn’t waist time and ran towards him. When he turned around and saw you ? He knew he was screwed. He was sitting on one of the couches there, a book in hand. His peace was ruined at the sight of you, but it was too late to flee now so he accepted his fate and waited for you to reach him.

‘’What do you want Y/n ?’’ He asked, a bit scared of your answer but asking anyway. Your smile widened once you reached him, a bit breathless.

‘’Why did the skeleton go to the party alone ?’’

He sighed really loudly, pinching the bridge of his nose and mumbling incoherent things. ‘’Oh God here we go…why ?’’ He asked, lifting his head to meet your gaze.

‘’Because it has NO BODY to go with ! EYEYEYEYEYEYEYYYYYYY !!’’

‘’HAHAHhaha…ha… right… I should’ve stayed in Hyrule man…’’

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Btw the way the joke with ej is one of my jokes, I created it cuz my old math teacher had one eye functioning and the other not and he got hit by a book thrown by someone and I was like ‘oh I bet he didn’t see that one coming huh’ haha. Y’all please laugh.