clueless

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

hello

fuck my whole entire life

I’m functioning. But like… in a haunted house kind of way.

When there's a can of beer with a little bit of beer in it outside and you SMELL IT.

On the side of the road on your walk

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

#jesus.#orpheus and eurydice#as a poem#using a poll#this is probably the greatest exploitation of mediums i have ever seen op#every reader has the chance to become part of the text by voting#not the subtext#the TEXT#and i love me some ephemeral works in concept#you had to be here for this one week#and then the text is locked#(barring any edits to the original post of course)#and i just think that's so beautiful#beauty springs from the simplest things viewed askew#and all you need is a poll that accepts long enough strings (via couchcrusader)

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."