zzz…

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

i promise

🌿🌱💚🌱🌿

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

you do kind of have to actively shape how you feel a little bit. you can't just like, passively wait for the world to impress and inspire you. you have to choose to look for it & you have to choose to find it.

take your feelings out for regular exercise to build their strength and endurance

slop is such a fun word. i walked past my aunt watching one of those generic hallmark christmas movies and thought to myself "hm tis the season for jollyslop." meaningless yet surprisingly evocative.

[speaking to my viziers] would u guys still fw me if I wasn't the sultan

what mouse walks on two legs

mickey

okay, what duck walks on two legs?

donald

no, all of them.

this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry