this is gonna be great

i see a lot of fondness in feminist spaces for women-lead period pieces and while i get their role in women’s lit and the formative media a lot of young girls end up consuming i also can’t help but feel a little alienated, like i’m missing something, wondering if there are any other former little girls out there who see the 45th adaptation of a pretty white woman in a bustle exploring the new estate grounds and all they can think is, “i cannot relate to this any fucking less and, mom, if i could go back in time and change one thing it would be having less shame in my interests as a teenager because you deserved to suffer through a lot more dragonball episodes played in the living room”

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

we need to fucking kill the vampire lord

if i could only shrimp like a cat, i feel like i would unlock the secret to inner peace

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

not to be like normal people scare me but i just had to explain the concept of a wizard to a guy whose brain is apparently so untainted by any kind of media he did not know what a wizard was