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to barely experience anything during the fleeting period of life before you inevitably deconstruct experience itself. & hypothetically there might still be some part of you who wishes morosely that they could have had more experiences while experience still mattered. but even this hypothetical part of you is absenr, because you know that even if many things had happened  back then you would still now be in a present where those things only felt like past illusions that had now fallen away. even if that past version of yourself had been more nourished, that past version would still be a memory. you cannot pine for something that you no longer care about, not even in the retrospective frame of a time when you did care about it. & yet there still might be some more primordial part of you that resists being explained in these terms & is still crying

when you watch carol you're like therese should date someone age appropriate who is actually nice to her. when you read the price of salt you're like they should be meaner to each other actually. this is because straight people ruined weird power dynamics with their fake bdsm movies. ohhh the older one has to be mean and freaky and intense and the younger one has to be sweet and innocent and confused but do what they say. what if theyre both mean and freaky and insane. what then huh.

see the premise of "if you struggle brushing your teeth, just do it in the shower" relying on logic of "you might struggle with teeth but surely you shower every day right? right...?" is just so hilariously wrong it's asinine that it's one of the most popular such advice

can't read mlm fiction where they cheat on their wives/gfs bc the wanting to bludgeon both men to death gets in the way but i eat it up when lesbians use & betray the men in their lives #mydoublestandard

Tbh is it my job to just take over the big woman/tiny man market entirely from robert crumb. I bet i could do it tbh maybe he walked so i could run. Everybody likes big strong women. Cant seem to sell people on gross little men but maybe itll happen someday

*at a therapy appointment* I mean sure, but what am I gonna do (doing a stupid voice) "heal?" *rolls my eyes and makes a jacking off motion*

Do you guys remember how mad this made everyone ❤️ remember how we used to run

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea