let the words fall out

Woah there, chill Barbie, no one said you had to be that drunk!

Woooooah, do not call me that. My sister's name is Barbie and I'm gonna end up really really confused. Especially if I'm drunk.

What have you been studying lately?

A lot of really boring charts and formulas for my classes. It's mind numbing.

Probably for the best, sis.

Not partying with you, at least. You might like waking up with strangers in a pool of your own vomit, but it's not my thing.

Alcohol !

I don't know, going from being bored to vomiting into a trash can doesn't sound like a step up.

Not me.

Good thing I wasn't asking you then, isn't it?

I have just what you need!

And what do I need?

It does that to everyone. I wouldn’t be surprised if the next World War was over some 8-bit bird-fish thing.

I hope the entire world ends up to kill that bird fish monstrosity. That game should be outlawed; it's more addictive than heroin.

My boss suggested my next magic trick be a way to beat Flappy Bird, and I didn’t have the heart to tell him that not even my amazing magic skills could do that.

Don't even mention that game. It makes me want to commit mass homicide.

You don’t wear a smock…? 

I mean, I own one. But I painted on myself on purpose. 

Oh I won’t say a word. But the pictures on my phone might.

Axl, you don't want to screw with me. I fight back. 

It’s funner when you use edible body paint.

That sounds kind of...risque.

What a disappointment. You’re pretty enough to be in one.

Well, that was really smooth of you. Thanks. What's your name?

Rebellious as in sneaking into art classes without mom and dad’s knowing? Yeah, I saw you yesterday.

...you're not going to tell them that. I swear, Axl, if you say one word, you will not get off easy.

Well, you just made yourself the masterpiece. That’s alright.

But they can't exactly hang me up in museums. I mean, they could I guess but it would be really morbid.

Yeah… I don’t w-want to be concussed, nope. Oh… I mean… I c-can’t with sports. I’m b-better at video games.

Maybe you could ask her to play video games with you? Or go to the movies or something, if you want to like actually go outside a little bit.