since people thought to hold hands

I am a faggot and a pointless animal and a strange individual

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

forgive me father for sometimes i just say things

you're laughing. pope francis just called catholic priests a bunch of faggots in front of his bishops and you're laughing

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

the desire to pronounce words as they are said in their source language for the sake of accuracy vs the desire to not sound like a complete tool

grabbing myself by the scruff of the neck and forcing myself to at least skim read a longform post or piece of text that i just scrolled past despite thinking it sounded interesting because it's "too long" i will NOT contribute to my own attention deficiency and limit my general knowledge and critical thinking skills by needing information spoonfed to me in bitesize pieces to be able to digest it i will NOT