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when you die, all the processes in your body slow down and come to a halt before starting to decay. which means if you were to revive someone from the dead, necromancer-style, you'd potentially have to kickstart their entire system back up from a state of inertia. which means it almost certainly would not be pretty. i'm talking coughing up clots of blood, nauseatingly intense migraines and muscle cramps, and all the sensory overload that would come with firing up the body's engines from frozen cold to fully functioning all guns blazing in the matter of seconds it takes to cast a resurrection spell.

basically: 'resurrection hangovers' should totally be a thing

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

Crowley and Aziraphale and some bloke with a stick.

please can someone tell me why people sometimes screenshot posts and put them underwater

NO PLEASE I CANT SWIM

the three wise men were so dumb what's a newborn baby gonna do against a frankenstein

first of all, everything i do is for my secret vampire lover who is going to sweep me away from this mundane existence and into a castle in the woods any day now, so jot that down

@slavicafire

an oc doesnt have to be a person or even an animal. the only limit is your definition of "original character" and your imagination. some of my ocs are literally buildings.

a sword can be a character with a name personality and backstory if you let it. you can even give it mental illness if you want.

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.