𝄞    zippty doo dah, zippty ay I am going to blow all you dirtbags away,

plenty of bullets I am going to spray, zippty doo dah zippty ay    ♫ ♫

𝄞    zippty doo dah, zippty ay I am going to blow all you dirtbags away,

plenty of bullets I am going to spray, zippty doo dah zippty ay    ♫ ♫

Natasha(Still new to Shield): *Raises hand* I can do it alone.

Clint: *Pulls her hand down* She’s joking.

Natasha: *Whispers* No, seriously this is easy... it’s literally a one person mission. Either one of us could do it.

Clint: *Whispers* I know... Just smile and nod.

Natasha: *Forms a silent “Oh” to Clint before looking at Coulson with a smile and then nods*

Clint: *Gives Coulson two thumbs up*

i. i wish i could explain what led to this. but for whatever reason, you’re getting this post, and idk when i’ll remember to post it bc it’s very late and it’s very likely that i’ll draft it, but we’ll see how it goes! i hope you enjoy them, and DO NOT ADD TO THE LIST!!! i WILL edit or make a new list once i’m conscious and the vibes are returned! ( if you like these, i would love to direct u towards THIS POST bc it’s a very very very good meme made by an exceptionally talented meme-maker! )

[  MY PLACE  ]:          sender and receiver return to the sender’s home, where things proceed to get heated.

[  YOURS  ]:          sender and receiver return to the receiver’s home, where things proceed to get heated.

[  BACKSEAT  ]:          while parked safely, the sender and receiver, fuelled by mutual passions, climb into the backseat of the car together to have sex.

[  DRIVER  ]:          while parked safely, one of the muses climbs into the other muses lap, leading to an immediately intimate situation in the driver’s seat of the car.

[  BEDROOM  ]:           after things get heated between the two muses, they proceed to take things to the bedroom, where things get even friskier.

[  SOFA  ]:          too impatient to get to the bedroom, the two muses end up taking things to the next level on the sofa.

[  FLOOR  ]:           either by choice or by clumsy and painful accident, the two muses end up entangled on the floor, where they proceed to have sex.

[  KITCHEN  ]:          unable to resist, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex in the kitchen.

[  OFFICE  ]:           one of the muses has to work late and alone one night; the other decides to pay them a visit, and things immediately take a heated and intimate turn as they get frisky in the office.

[  OFFICE  DESK  ]:           after spontaneously sweeping the contents of the desk to the ground, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex on top of the desk.

[  WALL  ]:           pinning the other up against the wall, the two muses begin to have sex up against a wall.

[  WINDOW  ]:          while in a room with floor to ceiling windows, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex up against the window.

[  BATH  ]:          sender and receiver, while sharing a bath (either planned or spontaneously) proceed to have sex together while in it.

[  SHOWER  ]:          sender and receiver, while sharing a shower together (either planned or spontaneously) proceed to have sex together while in it.

[  PUBLIC  BATHROOM  ]:          while in a fancy restaurant or bar or hotel, the sender and receiver meet each other in a (clean) public bathroom with nobody else inside; they proceed to take advantage of this, and have sex in one of the cubicles.

[  LAKE  ]:          after going skinny-dipping together, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex in a tranquil, romantic, secluded lake.

[  WATERFALL  ]:          after taking a midnight swim together in a secluded lake, the sender and receiver notice a nearby waterfall, and things proceed to get frisky while they explore it and each other together.

[  STORAGE  CLOSET  ]:          when the mood strikes both the sender and receiver in a public setting, they both find a small storage closet together, and have sex inside.

[  LIBRARY  ]:          having found a guaranteed private part of a library, the sender and receiver begin to get frisky behind the bookshelves.

[  GYM  ]:          after a heated and energetic training session together, the sender and receiver, at the conclusion of the sparring match, proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor.

[  CINEMA  ]:           while in the back of a largely unoccupied movie theatre, the sender and receiver proceed to get frisky in the back row.

[  MILE-HIGH  ]:          while on an airplane flight together, the sender and receiver decide to mark the occasion by having sex in the airplane bathroom.

[  DRESSING  ROOM  ]:           the sender and receiver proceed to have sex together in a dressing room.

[  TENT  ]:          in the middle of the night, one of the muse’s slips into the others tent, and they proceed to have sex together.

[  MOTEL  ROOM  ]:          sender and receiver end up having sex together in a motel room.

[  HOTEL  ROOM  ]:           sender and receiver end up having sex together in a hotel room. ( good for one-night-stand threads! )

[  WEDDING  ]:          while attending a wedding party, the sender and receiver decide to slip away from the celebrations and have sex in a more quiet part of the venue.

[  HONEYMOON  SUITE  ]:          after getting married, the sender and receiver slip away from the celebrations early and have sex together in the private luxury of their bridal suite.

[  TOWER  ]:            as they explore the abandoned ruins of a barely standing castle together, the sender and receiver proceed to get frisky in one of the strangely romantic, ivy-strewn towers.

[  FOREST  ]:          while wandering through a heavily wooded area together, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex in the midst of the wilderness.

[  PICNIC  ]:          after a romantic picnic in the countryside, the sender and receiver begin to get intimate, and have sex on the picnic blanket in the midst of the empty and beautiful nature.

[  BEACH  ]:          having found an isolated, untouched cove together, the sender and receiver begin to have sex on the shore of the idyllic beach.

[  BOAT  ]:           the sender and receiver proceed to have sex on a boat (either out at sea or still in the docks).

[  MEADOW  ]:          the sender and receiver begin to get frisky in a clear, untouched meadow.

[  NEW  HOUSE  ]:          having just purchased their first house together, the sender and receiver, so elated by their milestone, decide to celebrate by having sex in their new home before unpacking.

[  SWIMMING  POOL  ]:          as the pair go for a late-night swim in the local swimming pool, the sender and receiver begin to get frisky in the serene and empty pool.

[  SHELTER  ]:          rushing through the rain together to find shelter, the sender and receiver, both drenched to the skin in the downpour, find themselves getting frisky in the shelter of an isolated and empty garage.

[  CAROUSEL  ]:          when they visit a closed funfair in the middle of the night, the sender and receiver go on the carousel together, and in the isolated light of the carousel, they proceed to have sex in one of the wagons.

[  FERRIS  WHEEL  ]:          when visiting a closed funfair in the middle of the night, the sender and receiver stop the ferris wheel when they’re at the very top, and get frisky beneath the stars and above the world.

[  LOVE  TUNNEL  ]:          when visiting a closed funfair in the middle of the night, the sender and receiver slip into the love tunnel, and have sex in one of the carriages inside the tunnel.

[  SAFEHOUSE  ]:          the sender and receiver begin to have sex with each other  while hiding together in a safehouse.

[  CABIN  ]:          seeking warmth and shelter from a huge blizzard in the area, the sender and receiver find a cabin, and end up having sex in front of the fire as the storm rages on.

[  PARTY  ]:          while the sender and receiver attend a party that neither of them have much interest in attending, they slip away to a quiet part of the venue to have sex together.

feel free to change in order to fit muses

Checkmate

You think you you’re funny, right? Calling me drunk when it’s too late at night.

You think you’re super sly. Flirting with them then telling me your mind.

Now I’m gonna ruin your life

I’ve gotten tired of the games that you play. You tell me you love me then you throw me away

Cry me a river till you drown in the lake

You may think you’re winning, but checkmate

Now this is getting fun. I saw you kissing someone else’s tongue

You said that I’m the only one you love

I’ll let you think you’ve won

Yeah, baby, you should really run

You’re gonna wish you never harmed me

You did some damage so I’m making you pay

No one’s ever gonna love you anyways ‘cause you’re just a narcissist who’s totally fake

Heather

I still remember the 3rd of December. Me in your sweater. You said it looked it looked better on me than it did you.

Only if you knew how much I liked you

I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes.

She’s got you mesmerized while I die

Why would you ever kiss me? I’m not even half as pretty.

You gave her your sweater. It’s just polyester.

You like her better. Wish I were Heather.

But how could I hate her? She’s such an angel. But then again kind of wish she were dead.

Maniac

Do you think I’m a joke?

People like you always want back what they can’t have and I’m past that and you know that

Tell all of your friends that I’m crazy and drive you mad. That I’m such a stalker, a watcher, a psychopath.

Tell them you hate me and dated me just for laughs.

So why do you call me and tell me you want me back? you maniac

We had magic but you made it tragic

Now you’re manic. Honestly I’ve had it.

Listen to yourself you need to get some help

People watching

That wasn’t funny but she laughed so hard she almost cried

They’re having talks about their future until 4am and I’m happy for them

I wanna feel all that love and emotion, be that attached to the person I’m holding

Someday I’ll be falling without caution, but for now I’m only people watching

Im only looking just to live through you vicariously

I’ve never really been in love, not seriously

I had a dream about a house behind a picket fence

Next one I choose to trust I hope I use some common sense

I cut people out like tags on my clothing. I end up all alone, but I still keep hoping

Telepath

Don’t even finish that sentence, babe. Already know how this ends

What a shame, don’t even wanna stay friends

It’s just so you. You’re just so predictable Won’t you try something original?

Old news, reused. That’s why I don’t cry

I got a feeling you’re coming back just like you have in the past

I got a feeling you’ll see me moving and hate that I’m gone again

Yesterday you said that you hate my guts. Now you’re back in love

I bet you I’ll call you when I’m crying

I won’t stop you from trying