being alive is literally so embarrassing like omggg no haha dont look at me sorryy sorry my organs are functioning and my brain cells are communicating through electrical impulses i know its weird aha. again SOO sorry omg this is probably so awkward. sorry

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

*comes over to your house* *eats all your food* *leaves*

sticks and stones may break my bones 'BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE ME'; it never fucking dies

ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan

Politics is actually like…one of the top reasons to cut someone out of your life? Where the fuck did we get this idea it’s an invalid reason to abandon people? It’s literally your statement on how you think society should exist and what rights you think people should have and how. It ain’t fucking “My uncle Craig’s dead to me because he takes his sandwiches with the crust on” it’s “My uncle Craig has consistently stated a hatred of minorities and poor people for longer than I’ve been alive, of course I’m gonna call him a piece of shit”