𝓒𝓪𝓷 𝓘 𝓽𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾?

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

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The Baby Youtube memes are so specifically funny to me as a daycare teacher like I cannot express how much my kids LITERALLY talk to each other about the silly little events in their silly little lives with the false gravitas and flare of click bait

I am also a daycare teacher and it’s never not funny to me when a 4 y/o is hyping up something that they’re SO excited to tell me about and it’s usually always prefaced with “guess WHAT” or “did you know that-“… everything is so big and new and novel for them :’)

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

We should go back to calling things wack. Shit's never been wacker

like . I cant even blame them for being like “we’ll monitor for the week”. Remember when they changed the blue back in like 2015? This website acted like staff had gone into their house and shot their dog. We’re here because we’re allergic to change and therefore it’s hard to parse if people hate the change because it’s bad or because we go into thermonuclear meltdown over what color blue the background of the website is. Just continue to bug them beyond today and beyond this week.

Another "for later" step I'd recommend is, once the changes are out in the mobile app (NOT YET), leave a one star review on the app store and mention why. If the rating goes down significantly, that provides quantitative evidence that people do not want this change and it's a bad idea.