Lycan

romanticize un-illuminated brown and black eyes. romanticize the way dark eyes look without being blinded by flash. romanticize brown eyes that don’t have streaks of gold and yellow. romanticize black eyes that are so raven it’s hard to distinguish where the iris is. the depth of your dark eyes is enchanting. brown and black eyes draw you in, wrap you up, and leave you wanting more. fall in love with them.

followers who would be your pokemon partner… I don’t mean the pokemon you’d WANT to have I mean the pokemon you’d HAVE. I want to hear the same kind of activity level + safety + enrichment considerations you’d use if you were considering getting a particular breed of dog for example

I would personally be an office worker and have a fomantis that I had to order from a specialized breeder overseas… I paid so much for the egg shipping + live hatch insurance. she is such a picky little beast and I spent my entire paycheck for 6 months to build her a tropical hothouse for the required levels of humidity and temperature. I am on 13 different exotic plant pokemon forums where we talk about our fertilizer mixes and what we’ve been doing to maintain the coloration of our pokemon’s leaves. I am the pokemon equivalent of a serious aquarium hobbyist

‘I would have a charizard’ ‘I would have a lycanroc’ not all of us can be professional trainers or pokemon rehabilitators and that’s OKAY. most of us can just be a guy with a magnemite you rented from the office to help you keep track of all your paperclips and keys. a guy with a yanma to help with ubereats deliveries

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

Alfred being a good cook is cool but I present to you : Alfred who used to cook unseasoned white people food, until lil 8 year old Romani Dick Grayson criticizes the fuck out of his first meal