Sunset Chaser.

#ELMO VIOLENCE MOMENTS

they had to put him down for this

Part of sex-positivity is supporting people who’re positive that they don’t want to have sex.

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

i’m the main character in every grocery store i go to

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

thanks edith

Do we have to pay extra for the possessing spirit that has it in for homophobes?

Not if you shop around.

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

OMG YAY!

i can't force you to appreciate me but u sure gonna feel it when i'm gone

I honestly refuse to interpret Charlie’s expressions here as anything other than assuming that this is Jacob acting on a crush and trying to seduce him, and wondering how exactly to let the kid down gently.