always having a midlife crisis

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

She’s honestly adorable

that lil stumble scared the enunciation into her i love it

LMAO

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

Reblog to actually save a life