Awkdamn

I went to the pet store to get some lickable treats for my cat and first thing i asked was "is the store open?" like wtf? I mean it's not my fault there was only one sales girl and shop owner came afterwards BUT that's not the case, i asked if they have cat treats and she goes like "yeah we have it..." i thought she misunderstood me and said it once again and sales girl was all smiles and said "yeah..cat treats we have it"

I just watched donnie darko. I literally went there for some sci fi psychological thriller but it turned out to be more than that! Loved it!

I fucking hate when my relative's kids comes to our house and my mom expects me to give the precious chocolate cake that I was preserving to eat at a perfect time!!!

"Cannon fire is the devil's hymn. He caught a city in the sea of stars and gave it to God as a flower, God asked him: Have you drunk too much??"

"There might be parts of me that I don't wish for you to see, but if I do decide to show you, there will be no holding back"