Angel

Its only in the low hundreds in farenheit??? In America we get that for like a month or two straight every year??? Y'all need to deal is it really normally so cold over there that yall can live with a little heat???

very helpful and informative graphic

when i say "gotta bounce" i am referring to my tits as i run

Professional male football players all have Miette energy.

You KICK Neymar???? You kick his body like the football? OH! OH! Red card for player! Red card for player for one thousand years!!!!

hey sorry i'm late i wandered into a liminal space

what do you mean i've been missing for 10 years

god knew if i had basic social skills I’d be too powerful

im soft, sleepy, n snuggly…….truly the full package 

im sorry if the fact that I know 1.7 languages is threatening to you

Gay culture is being a little bit in love with your friends

Like if you aren’t in love with your friends what are you even doing? Like the homoeroticism just adds flavors to your friendship. A hint of “I’ll fuck you if you ask”, pepper in some “I’ll marry you if we are both single by the time we’re forty”, end it with “I’m with you till the end of time”, you know, usual stuff.