Alice :3

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I dont flirt I just follow someone and like all their posts and hope they notice me

you’re telling me this rock i’m hitting is a bottom?

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

just had an autism competition and I won

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy