AWholeHostStan

Give me Snake Actor you cowards

Bim Trimmer, the best show host!

You can’t tell me this boy doesn’t have a little anger in him

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

‘Learn from ailure’ is definitely going on my chronic illness page. There’s another one on a different page that just says ‘LOSE HOPE’ and another one that just says ‘bread’. This is so much better than a stack of tacky inspirational quotes. I am going to have so much fun with these.

I’m assuming these were not meant for the anglophone market

These are very fun to work with. You have to challenge yourself creatively to find a context they would make sense in. Or you can go the absurdist route.

"How the hell did that happen??? I could've sworn I- no yeah honey of course I support you. I'm obviously going to modify your shell to fit how you feel but I programmed you and I put nothing about desire for gender in there??? Like I need to figure out how th- NONONO, I FULLY BELIEVE AND SUPPORT YOU AND EVERYTHING I SWEAR. YOURE A GIRL AND YOU GET TO DECIDE THAT, but if your programming is able to change or you can change it I need to know how it's happening so your programming doesn't corrupt and erase who knows what vital function- IM NOT SAYING THAT YOU NEED TO NOT BE A GIRL TO LIVE, PLEASE LISTEN- "

I’m friends with OP and he just told us that this account has been hacked just today. I’m doing my best to get the word out. Do not interact here.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown (happy birthday @dark-iplier 🥳)

Anti featuring the majestic grey hair ✨️

Vamp Henrik

This is so real

yes ive been waiting for my moment

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

vamp annus