Hello

they didn't even ban mpreg

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

u may have also seen it here

knuckle tattoos that say ESCAPED BIOHAZARD

That's way too many letters do you have radiation poisoning or something

Ohhhh

I'm glad I was enough of a freak in high school that none of the other girls stuck around long enough to try and sell me essential oils

everyone needs to see this right now

Stop removing Lady Dimitrescu’s wrinkles and stretch marks/scars/blemishes. Stop making her super skinny, because clearly she is not. Stop de-aging Lady Dimitrescu. She is a mature woman and her wrinkles/blemishes are part of her beauty. Literally stop removing those features.