be You tiful

i need a silk robe and a balcony to wear it on

Please watch this.

Now you can say its fast food

trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily 

i need lemony snicket to narrate my life, because then i would actually go out and do things just to hear how lemony snicket would describe them

Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol

When you realize “OK” looks like a person sideways.

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

I find replying to an insult easier than replying to a compliment

When I die please don't photoshop me in those ghetto ass clouds

Magenta is a boy

what the fuck

blue’s clues took assigned gender colors and told society to suck it