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Occupation: Sklimmer Grinner is seemingly always smiling. We've set up 24hr surveillance inside its containment cell and are yet to catch it slipping. Seemingly, anyone who smiles back at Sklimmer will have at least 1 tooth fall out for each second they smiled at it. These teeth disappear entirely from the victim, and their destination is unconfirmed so far. However, one test participant did say during feeding time that they saw one of the teeth through a gap in Sklimmers mouth. These claims are yet to be researched.

Glup glup status: Glup Glup

Occupation: Beeble Gleeble was found wandering into homes and licking each individual door knob. Field operatives picked it up after it spent several minutes trying to lick a ring doorbell while getting continuously shocked. It seems this modern era of technology has confused it, and it mistook the ring doorbell for the door knob.

Glup Glup Status: Glup Glup

Occupation: Originally found by Codename: Nicotine. Molly Dolly has a unique ability to inebriate anyone who pulls the string. Apparently, these Hallucinations are extremely disturbing, showing test subjects their worst fear. My co-researcher experienced a vision where they dropped their cupcake.

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Occupation: Flimmy Floop was put into containment 3 months ago after reports of candles mysteriously having bites taken out of them. It seems as though its lifespan is decided entirely by the amount of candle wax it has. Any attempt to put out the flame has failed entirely.

Glup Glup Status: Glup Glup

Occupation: Not much is known about its habits. After being captured and contained, it refused to move, eat, or even blink. Simply put, Samba Glamba does not require food to sustain itself and has shown little interest in our tests.

Glup Glup Status: Glup Glup

Occupation: shaves people's heads while they're sleeping until they have 1 hair like it. After that, it usually eats the remaining hair. (This is possibly done to regrow its own hair? However, no signs of improvement have been seen during its containment.)

Glup Glup staus: Glup Glup

Occupation: Rolling around on a skateboard in circles until the sun goes down. (Little is known about why it does this. Possibly a ritual to make sure the sun sets?)

Glup glup status: Glup Glup

Occupation: Eating pies off window sills. However, due to pollution, it has started eating birds as well. (Possibly enrichment behaviour.)

Glup Glup status: Glup Glup

Occupation: goes into hospitals and pushes the soft spot on newborn babies' heads. (NOT enrichment behaviour.)

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Name: Nicotine smeem

Occupation: eating cigarette ash (its enrichment behaviour)

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