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Shipping the clouds with the mountains

I call the ship: “The cycle of preshipitation”

#clouds #mountains #precipitation #shipping

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Once upon the time I was like walking around or something but then I fell down and smashed my skull through the floor. I WAS ok tho so Thats chill ig

Y’know what, fuck you, I give up

Just tell me the answer thanks.

Am I the awesome

Yea

Nah

Yea 2

Yea 3

No

Voting ended onAug 8

#ask #question #answer me #I’m awesom I think #awesome #apple #disappointed #story

I went to Borat School

They taught me

Basics in Borart

Business Brünonomics

Ali G elbra

Dictatography

#borat #dictator #Bruno #Ali g

Cool word combination.

Penis and pwn!

Pwnis!

#word combo

Hashtag awesome

Hashtag I don’t care

Hashtag cool

#awesom #cool #I don’t car #care #wesome #awesome #fuck #I missed

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I have a question for the seventh head of this hydra that I’m fighting.

Why aren’t you the sixth head?

#hydra #question

Manny Bortle

What do you know about him?

1. In 2003 he released 14 viruses at the same time and wiped out 20% of all humans. This was only stopped because someone used a magical hourglass to turn back time and prevent him from releasing them.

2. In 2009 he activated the “Johnny” device, the effects of the device are still unknown to researchers. The device was deactivated in 2016.

3. In 2011 tainted apples were found in multiple orchards across the world, these apples when ingested would cause consumers to violently break down into what is known as a “Flesh Effigy” Currently there is no known means of reversal. Manny Bortle has claimed responsibility for this event.

4. In 2025 a large structure resembling an apple was found in the middle of the Amazon Rainforest, it was noted that earlier that year multiple of the flesh effigies had disappeared from their origin points. Initially assumed to be a genetic anomaly or new undiscovered species, it was determined that it had been an artificial structure as it was found to be filled with the emulsified remains of flesh effigies. The low volume of remains within the structure leads researchers to believe that there may be more structures to be found elsewhere in the world. The area around the structure was deemed inhospitable to life after the structure rapidly detonated following a routine examination by a researcher.

#giant apple #flesh #apple #structure #apple story #manny Bortle #awesome story by me #informative

People are always telling me to ding ding like the crazy frog, but I don’t want to.

#crazy frog

I think the curse has lifted?

#safety?#curse dispelled?

I’m an original idea

#original

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Can we get cat food trending

#cat food #eating cat food #tinned food #pebbles #fish #meat

I like eating green grass and seeing what the dirt looks like beneath it.

#tasty #grass

embryonikz

frutiger eco LIES AND DECEPTION

so called "LIVING IN HARMONY WITH NATURE"

WHERE IS THE NATURE. WHERE IS THE TREES. THAT TREE IS NOT GETTING POLLINATED. IMPLICATION THAT THEY ARE LAWN MOWING THIS ENTIRE MASSIVE FIELD OF MONOCULTURE GRASS THAT PROBABLY NEEDS A FUCK TON OF WATERING TO STAY THAT GREEN.

i am telling u right now there is no way in hell a butterfly is gonna be anywhere near these parts with the severe lack of any biodiversity they only got two god damn flowers bro

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I could use the green grass for many of my secret golf courses, I would even have room for water and other awesome stuff like sand!

#secret golf course #property value #grass #sand #water!#puddles of water #I found my secret golf courses!

Mario is going to turn me into lost media

#evil mario #horror #not a story #evil Mario is actually real

The spirits.

They have cursed me!

#curse #wicked spirits have cursed me!#spirits!

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I hope there’s some secret benefit to having 1 million diseases at once, maybe if I drink pure bacteria sludge I’ll become a super zero!

Hero!

#bacteria #disease #speculation #theory

Everyone is so lame, no one wants to interact with my tales.

#tales #disappointed

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