plastic flowers

me: *loves you* me: *believes in you*

If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake

We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue

we all deserve a “did you eat” person in our lives

And a “can I eat u now” person

miss being 7 years old and hunting my backyard for a good rock

glossier and milk rly finessing bitches out of their coins for watered down makeup thats crazyyy

ʸᵉᵃʰᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰ some fuckin physical affection

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

due to personal reasons *screams in the middle of a forest*

it’s so sexy how there’s literally no reason a man HAS to be in my life

Know your Meme’s silence on “men get pegged” is deafening

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ